Cucumber Cuddle

Yesterday I gave myself a very special treat. I was horny as hell (as usual...) and I wanted to do something special, to reach an extraordinary orgasm. In order to do so I had to figure out an idea in which I gave myself an external and internal treat. So I bought a cucumber. Now this is a vegetable that you can use in many different ways.
First I cut it in half and noticed I had purchased a very juicy one. One half I excavated. I made sure the hole was just a bit narrower than the circumference of my erection. The other half I cut into a lifelike model of my own throbbing friend.
I went to the bathroom cause I anticipated an abundant flow of veggie - and bodily fluids, taking a bottle of olive oil with me. A bathroom is just the perfect place for wet things...
I undressed and looked in the mirror, my dick half way up. With a few strokes I was completely hard. I applied some oil on the top of my vegetable toy and kneeled down.
Slowly I lowered myself upon the top and gently I sank down on it. It filled me up perfectly and carefully I moved up and down on it. The texture and the oil made it perfect for a long and deep fuck. Every time the top hit my prostate I got that wonderful feeling all along my shaft and precum was flowing abundantly.
I paused and grabbed the other half and poured some oil in it. I placed it on top of my well-lubricated cock and pushed it towards my belly. Being just a bit narrow it felt great, as if entering a tight ass. Then I started to move the thing up and down my shaft and with every move I got in deeper. The slurping wet sounds made me horny. At the same time with my other hand I fucked myself hard in my ass.
I came ferociously, filling the cucumber with my warm luscious seed. Together with its own juices it made quite a mess. My ass contracted around the other half, almost cutting it in half.
I was dripping all over, but it was great. I can recommend it to all of you!

Meme Fun

Dried up juices from Jenny and Peter made me feel dirty.

Posted by Cyberman4591 on september 7th 2004 in
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3.Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
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Mood: pleased

Performance

I’m sitting in a room on a chair, just in front of one of the walls. Opposite to where I sit there are chairs in rows, like a theatre. One spotlight in the back of the room shines on me, whereas the rest of the room is dimly lit. I’m naked and see all of my dear readers come in, filling the chairs, whispering in warm anticipation. While searching their seats, they keep their eyes focused on me, exploring, wanting. After a few minutes all chairs are taken and a silence takes over the spectators.
I shiver and goose pimples appear on my arms. I know I have to give a live show now, all are waiting to see me play, reach the ultimate climax a man can have. I take a deep breath while my hands slide down my chest and abdomen. I spread my legs a bit, giving the audience a view on my balls. My fingertips touch the base of my still flaccid dick and some sighs appear from the audience.
With one hand I cup my balls. They are firm, egg shaped and sensitive. The temperature in the room makes my scrotum contract, so my balls are close to my body. Lightly pinching them I start to breathe more deeply. With my other hand I grasp my shaft and slowly I make some preliminary movements. The knowledge of all the people watching me is making me hot and with every heartbeat my dick is growing. First in length, later in circumference.
I’m hard now and with a gentle stroke I pull back my foreskin, revealing my nicely shaped glans, pink, shiny. A tiny drop of precum is topping the opening. I can hear some chairs moved lightly and I imagine some of the spectators are moving their hands towards their private parts.
I move one hand from my balls deep down between my legs. Spreading them more I show my wanting rosebud. I’m in for some fingering and carefully I slip in one finger. A sigh goes through the audience and I know some of them are quite wet and playing.
Gently I stroke, soon increasing my pace and force, my finger deep inside me, circling, probing. The precum is flowing and giving that natural lubrication. I can feel the first signs of an orgasm, but decide to ignore them. Firmly I pinch my head and the feeling subsides. Then again, increasing pace and force, pinching and again. The tension is building up and I can hear some moaning from the audience. Some are coming.
Contractions overwhelm me and I feel my precious seed coming from my balls up to my throbbing shaft. Sweat is running down my chest, I lift my butt and give you a great view on my luscious eruption. The seed is spurting out, upon my chest, thighs and hands, my ass contracts around my finger. Then the waves decrease, the last drops of my tasty semen are dripping down on the floor.
Chairs are shoved aside and some of the audience run up to me, to lick my pulsating cock clean. I let them. I liked it, a lot. You all can have your way with me now, use me.

Masturbation Survey

Are you male or female? m
How old are you? 50 something
At what age did you start masturbating? 12
How many times a week do you masturbate? about 2 times a week
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? once

Where do you masturbate:
In bed? yes
In the shower? yes
In the bath? no
At the computer? yes
Outdoors? no
At work? no
Every room in the house? no
In a parked car? no
In a car while traveling along the interstate? no

What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Yes
A friend? yes
A friend's spouse? no
A stranger? yes
A student? yes
A co-worker? no
A member of the same sex? yes
A past lover? yes

What position do you play in:
On your back? yes
Standing? yes
Kneeling? yes
Sitting? yes

How do you play:
With left hand? no
With right hand? yes
With a toy? Yes sometimes
With water from bath, Jacuzzi or shower? just in shower

What porn do you use to masturbate:
Written erotica? yes
Pictures? yes
Movie clips online? yes
Videos? yes
Something on TV? no

What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? yes
Gay or lesbian sex? yes
Group sex or orgies? yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? yes
Cumshots? yes
Anal? yes
Interracial? yes
Age play? no
S&M? sometimes, depends
Role playing? yes
Kinky? yes

Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes
A chat room dialogue? Yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? yes

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? yes
Masturbated in a group? yes
Masturbated for a photo? yes
Masturbated for a webcam? yes
Masturbated for a video? no

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes
Insert something or play with your ass? Yes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? no
Use pain as a method of playing? No

For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Yes
When was the last time you masturbated? last week
Are you wet or hard now? Yes
Are you going to masturbate now? yes
Are you a masturbation addict? yes
What is the most you have played in one day? Don't remember, but over six times when I was young...

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Dreaming Continued

All this comments from you lovely women on my last entry! Imagine we live this dream and all of you are present. M lifts herself from my throbbing wet dick and S rises from my face. All of you present are lying down around me, legs spread so I can see all your damp lips, your glistening pink clefts, offering them to me.
Hard to pick one of you first, but in time you all will take the turn. For now I choose L with her sexy figure, her dark hair halfway down her back, her tight bum is turning me on tremendously. I tell her to bend over and pulling her long hairs I penetrate her wet cunt. You all get so turned on, seeing me fuck this lovely creature that you all start fingering, dildoing, vibrating like mad. The temperature in the room rises and the female ferromones are making me wild.
The room is full of moaning, groaning wet slurping sounds. Sweat is dripping down my spine and the view of all this horny women is making me totally ecstatic.
Oh ladies, if you only were here...

Dreaming

I’ve had this dream. I’m lying on the bed and S is torturing my mouth with her wet lips. Sitting on my face I’m forced to taste her juices, to lick my way into that warm tunnel. I can hardly breathe, but the smell and taste is making me wild.
Meanwhile M is riding my cock ferociously. I can hear her moan and her cunt is milking my throbbing dick. The sound of three horny people is filling the room.
M and S are kissing each other wildly and they are pulling their nipples forcefully.
My god I’m so wet and horny!
I come and fill up M, my seed is gliding out of her lovely cunt and S is having her orgasm on my face.
The alarm clock sounds. I want to live this dream!

Bed Time Story (Repost)

I want you to lie on the bed, close your eyes and let me do the work. Slowly I unbutton your blouse, revealing your bra. I move the textile of your blouse to both sides, and look at your belly rising and descending with the pace of your breathing.
Gently I pull down your bra, your nipples showing, dark and erect, wanting me to touch them. Prudent I circle my fingers around them, slightly touching them, making them even harder then before. You sigh and move your hips just a tiny bit.
Gently my hands slid down your abdomen and touch the fringe of your pants. I start to unbutton them and lower the zip. I can see your black string emerging, slightly transparent, showing your shaved pussy. My fingers search their way in, pulling the fabric down. You lift your hips, to ease me lowering your pants and string to your ankles and off your feet.
There you are, half covered at the top, all bare at your waist. I sit down between your legs, my cock throbbing, waiting for the final penetration. I bend over, my mouth just above your moist cunt, smelling your fine odour. How I love this scent, how it makes me even more horny, wetter, hotter.
Cautious my tongue reaches for your swollen clit, uncovered by the swelling of you lips. It touches and you shiver, a slight move of your bum on the bed, a deep sigh.
I taste your juices, my tongue going down your clit, entering between your lips, caressing them on the sensitive and wet inside. You open even a bit more for me, giving room to my exploring tongue. Oh, how sweet you taste.
Drops of precum are falling on the sheet between your legs.
I move my head upwards, my tongue sliding over your shaved pussy, over your bellybutton, to your demanding nipples. At the same time I lower my hips, moving my erection in front of your inviting temple of lust.
The touch of my head against the pink wet inside of your cunt makes me moan. Wet and slippery of your juices and my precum it’s so easy to penetrate. No force needed, it just find it’s way in, deep down to your womb.
My mouth sucks your nipples, my dick’s sliding in and out almost without any friction. You lift your hips, allow me to go in even deeper. You bend your legs and put your feet on my back, thus opening yourself completely to me.
I go in as deep as I never had been before, accelerating, more violently, rude. I don’t feel any limitations, I let it all go, let nature and instinct take over.
You moan and groan, your fingers scratch my buttocks in an attempt to push me in even further. Our bodies become one, our movements synchronised.
This is the ultimate experience two people in love can have.
I feel the first contractions between my ass and balls, announcing my orgasm. The feeling spreads through my whole body, like a big warm flush. Contractions speed up to the top of my pulsating cock, my fluids seeking its way out. With force my cum squirts into your wet tunnel, and with my pumping it slips out of it, dripping on the bed.
I feel your orgasm building up, the muscles around your cunt contracting, to squeeze the last drops of my juices out of my dick. You scream and lie still.
I lower myself on top of you, still inside. My cock pulsating, your cunt contracting.
Slowly my dick is diminishing and it slips out of your wetness.
How I love you

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Just created a
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Yafro

I noticed several people talking about Yafro and sharing pics. Some ask: "What the f*ck is Yafro"?
Well, to make a long story short, Yafro is a picture sharing site like Flickr, but with this exception (I think) that there is a vast amount of adult orientated pics on Yafro.
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Kitchen

When I get home, you’re in the kitchen, preparing our meal. You stand there, your belly pressed against the kitchen sink, your ass proudly presenting itself under a very short skirt. You know how much my cock and I like this kind of garment and I react immediately inside my trousers. You turn your head and smile, a warm welcome smile. I smile back and walk up to you, while you continue what you’re doing.
I press my groin against your tight ass and you must feel how much I want you. Slowly I lift your skirt and notice that you’re not wearing anything beneath it, my favourite dress-up. Your proud buttocks squeeze against my swollen dick and I can feel the first drops of precum wetting my briefs. I whisper in your ear how much I want you and you sigh.
I unzip my pants and my warm flesh fits tightly between your cheeks. Gently rubbing it, you start to breathe more deeply. Slowly you lower your upper body and your feet slide sideways. I can see your labia, glistening, promising me that warm and wet welcome.
With my right hand I guide my throbbing lid towards your wanting opening and carefully I slide in, as deep as I can, until my balls touch you.
Staring slowly I soon increase my pace and soon I fuck you wildly. The sounds of our pounding flesh fill the kitchen, together with our moans.
My hand searches for your clit and soon I’m fingering it forceful. We know we don’t need much time to explode, to reach our orgasms almost simultaneously. While I feel your cunt contract, my seed fills your tunnel. Just for a moment we stand still, enjoying the togetherness. You know I’m hungry now

Weekend

Had a wonderful weekend, busy, but still. Also watched a porn movie with my wife, on bed. Made us both so incredibely horny. While watching we played with ourselves and each other. Boy, we were wet! Finally had a good fuck and my orgasm was one of the top ten: intense, long, deep. I'm so glad she loves porn!

Paean

You’ve been with me
As long as I recall
But real appreciation began
After almost a decade

But since then
You’ve never disappointed me
You’re a sign for all to see
When I’m ready for it

No misunderstanding
All way up
Hard, proud, warm
Your head pink, shiny

First you were covered
In dark curly hairs
But after a while
You looked better without

You react on every touch
Every stroke
And you reward me with
A heavenly feeling

And lots of creamy tasty juices
Don’t know what I’d be without
What I’d do without you
I adore you

Your Turn

OK my sweet one, it’s your turn to be pampered. Please make yourself comfortable on the bed, no need to undress yourself, I will take care of that.
Stepping on the bed I look at you, your eyes full of love, lust, expectation. I smile at you, a promising smile and I start to hook my fingers in the rim of your skirt. Your nice tanned legs are bare, no stockings for you, you love the natural way. Slowly I pull and your skirt starts to move towards me. Co-operatively you lift your bum a bit and I can smell the scent of your growing wants. It’s that kind of indefinable scent, that smell that keeps men going for centuries, the odour of pure lust.
Your skirt slips down, along your legs and feet. You’re down again, leaving your legs just a bit spread, just enough for me to see that promising swelling of your pubes, slowly descending to the entrance of your beautiful pussy. I know what’s there, how it will open itself for me, showing its pink inside, its glistening surface, its promising depth.
You close your eyes, waiting, anticipating the special treat I have in mind for you. Everything’s all right here, the temperature, the dim light, the soft music playing in the background. Half-empty wineglasses are on the ground and the slightly drowsing influence of alcohol makes it more exciting.
I focus on your G-string, which I slowly pull down. Again you are helpful, lifting your sexy ass. Your pussy is showing now and I see the state that it’s in. You’re hot, wet, dripping. I know how eager you are to reach that point in which you loose all sense of reality, the utter most ecstasy. Just wait a bit and I will give it to you.
I throw your string on the ground and bend over. The smell of your flowing juices is irresistible. This is why men are so fond of women. I close my eyes and stick out my tongue. The first contact seems to be electric, mystifying. I taste your feminine pheromones that indicate your readiness. You shiver as my tongue explores the area around your swollen clit. Circling it, gently touching it. You’re close to coming, although I just started. Down I go, my tongue entering your soft wetness, between your moist lips. Licking, nibbling, meanwhile letting my finger slide in. Slowly thrusting, my tongue up again, coddling your pleasure knob. You sigh, twitch, moan. You’re so damned horny that you can’t control yourself any longer. You thrust your hips up, grab my hair, trying to pull my tongue and fingers deeper in you. I can feel your contractions, one after another.
Then you lie still, enjoying this moment of togetherness.
I love you.

Art

I saw this painting, depicting John The Baptist by Caravaggio. Don't want to be heretic, but the body of this boy does something to me. Maybe it reminds me of my first adventures...

The Couple Continued

They walk to the coach and start fucking. All I can do is watch, my dick shrinking, but my lust untouched. She sits down and spreads her legs, giving me a wonderful view on her pink moist lips. He is mounting her and I can see his muscular ass move forward. She keeps looking at me, while he thrusts in and out, his muscles contracting. She licks her lips, moans and closes her eyes for just a moment.
Then she lifts her legs and puts her feet upon his back. This way she pulls him further in, and I can see some sweat appearing on his back. The sound of the fuck fills the room. My erection is starting to grow again.
She looks at me, asking, wanting, horny as hell, while he’s pounding in and out, his ass moving wildly. With her eyes she signals me, to come over there, to join. With my dick as hard as stone I walk up to them. The moving muscular ass is so inviting that drops of precum well up from the top of my head. Slowly I bend a little and push my throbbing cock between his cheeks, sliding easily because of the sweat. He doesn’t react, but continues fucking her. I notice that he slightly moves his legs, spreading them, to give me more room.
With one hand I lead my cock down, to his shiny rosebud. Gently pushing I can feel him relax his sphincter. With one forceful thrust I slide into him, carefully coinciding my moves with his. He’s tight, warm, wet and my pubes press against his buttocks.
I begin to fuck him gently and with every forward thrust I force him into the wet cunt of his girlfriend. My fantasies have come true, fucking a man who fucks his wife.
She still looks at me, moaning. I can feel him coming into her, though I’m not quite ready to shoot. He doesn’t stop, but continues on my pace.
Soon I feel the first contractions and with a scream I empty myself into him.
I look into her eyes, seeing that she’d enjoyed it. I retract and wet sounds fill the room. I look and see drops of my seed leave his ass. I feel relieved.

Shaving

I walk to the shower to have my regular shaving. Naked, of course, the way I prefer to be whenever it’s possible. I open the tap and wait for the water to get warm. In the meantime I grab my razor and foam. Stepping under the warm pouring water always gives me a special feeling. No one being around, all the time for yourself, washing, playing...
I wet my pubes chest and armpits and apply the creamy lather. My hands slide around my dick and balls, right to my ass. The white foam spreads easily and acts as a perfect lubricant. Doing this is making me hard, time and time again. Then my chest and armpits and soon I’m ready to go.
Carefully I place the razor on my stomach and with long slow movements I remove the hairs. I’m hard and my dick points proudly upward. It’s easier to shave when you’re hard, less chance of cutting yourself in your most sensitive parts...
Gently I shave my shaft, going from top to base. Then my balls, stretching the skin with my other hand. Kneeling a bit I shave between my cheeks, just touching my ass with the top of the razor. With every contact my dick pulsates.
Then my chest and armpits. Putting down my razor my hand examines my pubes. Not a trace of hair anymore. The feeling of my soft skin arouses me and the remnants of the lather make my moves soft and easy. With a fingertip I touch the top of my swollen head. Gently I push a bit and the top of my finger slides a tiny bit in. With my other hand I cup my balls, fondling them. Making circular movements with my finger I massage the entrance of my piss hole. The feeling is awesome. The index finger of my other hand pushes against my sphincter. With a deep breath I relax and the finger slides in easily, helped by the lubricating action of the foam.
Alternatively I push the finger on my head and the finger in my ass. With a steady pace I feel my orgasm coming. My balls move up, my ass contracts and with a big squirt my seed leaves my throbbing dick, covering my hand and the floor of the shower. A second wave follows, a third is as strong as the first and then the contractions diminish. The last bits of my semen are gently flowing out.
I take the showerhead and spray myself clean, but not after I tasted myself. I like how I taste and the biggest turn on for me is to shoot directly into my mouth. Haven’t achieved that yet, but I’m working on it. Meanwhile I stay shaved. You must try it also!

Searching the Web

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Interesting, isn't it? I wonder why (and how) people are searching for these things...

First Experience II

I’ve written some time ago about my first experiences with mutual masturbation. I was 16 at that time and the other boy two years younger. We went on holidays with our parents and I’m glad until this moment that they didn’t had a clue about what we were doing. WE used to sleep in tents, next to each other and it was exciting to slip out at night and enter the other tent. Young as we were we were aroused easily and almost in a constant horny state. No problem coming three times within a short period of time.
I remember one night, when he came crawling in my tent. The light was dim, and I saw his eyes glistening. We had to keep very quiet, but the look in his eyes told me enough. Slowly he came up to me, pulling away the sleeping bag. I was wearing my briefs and his hands quickly pulled them down. My erection was full and hard. His hand grabbed my shaft and he pulled back my foreskin with force. I had to hold my breath not to scream. With the thumb of his other hand he touch my piss hole, slowly circling it, applying some light pressure at the same time. The feeling was awesome. The after some time he moved his other hand up, covering my head with my foreskin. Then, after a few seconds, back again with force replacing his thumb again. I was hot and squirted upon my belly.
He smiled but didn’t remove his hands. I searched for his briefs and pulled them down. His hairless erection was soon in my hands. He started his fondling again, while I stroke his soft shaft.
I pulled him on top of me, grabbing my own dick and his into one hand. Feeling his warm soft yet hard cock sliding against mine made me incredibly horny again. He started to move his ass, fucking my hand and my throbbing dick. His head was just above mine and our lips touched. Soon our tongues were playing, while he continued to fuck me.
His cock slid through the remnants of my first shoot, thus adding a kind of lubrication.
We came at the same time. I felt his warm seed filling my hand, mingling with my own, gliding in my hand and up my stomach.
He stopped and we remained lying on top of each other, still kissing and caressing.
Maybe this is the reason men can still turn me on, but I’ve accepted this as a part of me, though very few people know. Now you know also.