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Ordinary Girl 20

They decided to stay in for the day, so they wouldn’t have to dress up and they could do whatever they wanted to do. They sat, read, talked, fingered each other and themselves, laughed and joked. She had never experienced such closeness and togetherness before. It was as if a whole new world was opened for her and for the first time in years she felt happy and content. Sam was an agreeable companion, not demanding, but always there to please her, without forgetting to get her own pleasure too.

When the evening fell, they’ve had several orgasms each and they were tired out. They talked about their future, although they had known each other only one day. Soon she found out that Sam was bisexual and that she was in for some further explorations on the male front. She found this difficult, because of the experiences she’d ahd with her neighbour boys. But on the other hand she liked the idea of a threesome and maybe they could get the man to be to be both their slave. Imagine that, two beautiful young women, slender, catlike with one male servant. Talking about this made tem both extremely horny.

“Now where would we find such a guy?", Sam sighed.

“He has to be real sub and into this, or else we will have a problem."

She thought about the guy living in the apartment below her. Lonesome guy, never said a word, always seemed to blush whenever they encountered each other on the stairs. She knew he was alone and maybe he would be their perfect victim for their horny plans.

“Maybe the guy living under me is a possibility."

Sam looked amused.

“So close by and you’ve never tried?"

She blushed.

“Yeah, you’re right, but until now I hadn’t met you."

She looked out the window and saw two men leave the building in a plumber’s van. Maybe her neighbour has had some trouble with his heating, she thought. And maybe that’s a good reason to go down and ask, maybe she had to say she also had a problem concerning this. They decided to wait to the following day and they went to sleep, a long deep satisfied sleep.

The next morning she dressed up and went down. She rang the door and after waht appeared to be minutes the door was opened.

“Hi, I’m Joanne, your neighbour?"

The guy looked exhausted.

“Hi, I’m John", he replied.

“What can I do for you?"

She smiled because she knew this was the guy she was looking for.



To be continued

Chinese Take Away

Breaking News:

The Chinese government prohibits restaurants still longer serve food on the bodies of naked women. The department for commerce has condemned this practice as a violation of the general decency rules. Prohibition must prevent companies to use nude models to promote their products, reported the Chinese press office Xinhua. Chinese media communicated that a Japanese restaurant in SW-China received a fine of 2000 yuan (200 euro) in April 2004 after they had offered 'sushi on the body'. Consuming sushi of naked or almost naked women is popular at a part of the Japanese clientele. The authorities in the Chinese city of Kunming find it however unhygienic and a breach of the rights of the woman. The Beijng Times reported that new prohibition has been introduced because food served on women undermines the morality of people.

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